25 things I've never done.

1. I’ve never dated a pale or a dark-skinned person. My dates or boyfriends are usually the color of vanilla latte. My latest ex is biracial, and most of my boyfriends have been biracial or Spanish speaking. I prefer dark-haired and dark eyed men. Although, I would be open to dating a blond man. I say that to be politically correct, but I’m not sure it’s true. Is Paul Wagner a blond? I’d make an exception for him. I would however date a pale or a dark-skinned person. It’s the hair color that’s a sticking point.
2. I’ve never eaten a twinkie.
3. I’ve never gotten drunk. The most glasses I’ve had is 3.
4. I’ve never read The Scarlet Letter even though I lie to my professors and tell them I have.
5. I’ve never been to most states in the South.
6. I’ve never mastered geography. Is Florida part of the south? I’ve been there.
7. I’ve never figured out directions so east, west, north, and south mean nothing to me.
8. I’ve never gone a whole week where I have not talked to my family.
9. I’ve never been dumped by someone I’ve dated.
10. I’ve never learned how to swim. Cable showings of JAWS and ORCA put a stop to that. (see #17)
11. I’ve never seen a single episode of 24, LOST, or SEINFELD.
12. I’ve never been able to throw away issues of THE NEW YORKER, OUT, HARPER’S and GENRE magazines.
13. I’ve never cheated on a boyfriend.
14. I’ve never had any impulse control when it comes to shopping. I often buy to be buying.
15. I’ve never changed a tire or taken my car to the shop to get the oil changed. A boyfriend or my family have always done it for me.
16. I’ve never completely mowed a lawn. The one time I tried to mow the lawn I ran the mower over my foot. It took four months to get back to normal.
17. I have never gotten over my fear or sharks
18. I have never been able to stand people who feel the need to make everything into a joke.
19. I have never slept with a woman. I have never wanted to sleep with a woman.
20. I have never dated a bisexual, and I doubt I ever will.
21. I am never been able to forgive myself for hurtful things I’ve done to other people. I obsess about them long after the people I’ve hurt have forgotten about them.
22. I have never been able to tell my cat no when he wants to be held or petted even if I’m in the middle of something important.
23. I’ve never been able to sit at the computer for more than 10 minutes without getting up and pacing back and forth.
24. I’ve never eaten at home on a Friday.
25. I’ve never seen less than 100 films a year at the movie theatre.